Smule's "This Contest Blows" Contest is... finally... OVER!!!
The results are in!!! After careful and meticulous consideration by our highly-trained cadre of judges, their subjective and objective inputs, as well as over a Terabyte of data (including YouTube views, star-rankings, and the number of letters in each submission's title) were fed into our custom-designed 143-core server running a top-secret Smulean algorithm to determine the FINAL 5 user-created Ocarina videos in the World.

Joining the now World-Famous previously selected and internationally-celebrated initial 10 winners, each currently spending their hard-earned $1000, these fantastic 5 videos will each earn their creators a whopping... you guessed it... $1000. Rock on, Smulers... rock... on!

Here they are... The FINAL FIVE (Winners, not Cylons):

The Final 5 $1000 Winners!


The first 10 $1000 Winners!

The Oca-Razzies!

  • Big Foot's Dandruff by laughtech

    In this brilliantly-awful re-interpretation of Shakespeare's "Twelfth night" (Act 2, Scene 4 from Duke Orsino's palace), laughtech twists the original text into a wholly-new creation:

    Giant flakes of skin
    on the ground and in the brush
    The smell of it, makes you puke
    because its Bigfoot's dandruff.

    As the first and only entry on our countdown to actually show vomiting on screen, this entry greatly exceeded our wildest expectations and was so brilliantly awful as to almost make our top 10 list. Instead, it ended up here.

  • This Contest Blows Ocarina Video Entry Farting by tacotuesdayman

    It's a guy, farting into his phone, playing the Theme to Legend of Zelda with... well, you know. I guess it really was Taco Tuesday.

    I say to you Mr. tacotuesdayman, you've done enough! Have you no sense of decency sir!? At long last, have you no, sense of decency?!?

  • Katy Perry Hot N Cold on iPhone JUMOKETV(COVER) by JumokeTV

    Man that JumokeTV can sing. He's got soul, he's not too "pitchy dawg", and he's in the right place with his own interpretation of Katy Perry's hit "Hot N Cold". We're diggin' it!

    So after all that praise, why is this cover of... a cover... of... a Katy Perry song on the 10 worst list? Oh, one thing I forgot... this was an OCARINA contest! That means, submit a video with the Ocarina in it.

  • Somewhere over the Rainbow - Connie Talbott by uogood

    Cute little girl singing out-of-tune: epic-ly awful.

    In-tune overlaid Ocarina accompaniment: ARARAGGGHGHGHGHGHHG!!!

  • Ocarina Cat playing by born2bounce05

    What's there not to love... for 40 seconds, Garfield the cat (yes, that's his real name) serenades us from his iPhone's home-screen (note that it's not even showing Ocarina!). Cat: $20, Couch: $130, iPhone: $199, Ocarina:... Ocarina:... : )

  • Calabria by xMiamiMichael

    Sometimes, words really just can't describe something like this. Just... watch it... there... you see? awesome...ly bad.

  • Poker Face by Maverick373

    Lady GaGa never sounded better. Hockey is cool, we get that too. This video however... well...? Maverick373 has quickly made a name for himself around the Smule office for his offbeat, disturbing and quirky videos. And there are a bunch of them. This is his first entry on our countdown... not his last.

  • Ocarina Magic by Maverick373

    ... and he's back :) Nothing up my sleeve... and with a wave of my wrist and a few magic words... "hocus pocus"... and SHAZAM!!!! Keep on keepin' on Maverick... these aren't winners but you've got a special, weird place in our hearts.

  • Ocarina Master: Collectors Collection Infomercial by reik09

    For a limited time only... very, very, slowly... Ocarina Masters... order now... even more, slowly... it's Morse Code... What's he saying... He's saying... Kill me... Over and over again... Kill me...